so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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