check it out our google latitudes are spooning
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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