Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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