I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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