If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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