You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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