New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
