I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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