...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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