Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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