but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
