everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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