I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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