maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
