this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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