can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Randomize
