Don't you send me to vm
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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