Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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