This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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