No awkward lesbian experiences without me
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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