operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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