She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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