It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its not stalking. its research.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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