Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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