Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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