At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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