But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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