i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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