just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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