Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
