i wish peter jackson would direct porn
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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