Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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