ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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