I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
