just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i think we sleep fucked last night...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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