Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently you make a good broom.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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