Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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