Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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