That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
worst night to have a conscience
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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