Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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