got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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