haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I look better un-naked...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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