She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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