just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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