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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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