My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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