no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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