please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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