The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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