fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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