gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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