Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
