Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i think my cat just said my name.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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