we have officially lost it.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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