There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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