How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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